MYSTERIES REVEALED!

You heard it folks! We've (or rather Dan Egnor and Heath Hunnicutt have) cracked open the secrets of this ancient oracle like the secret vault of Al Capone. Be among the few to know at last the truth behind the Magic 8 Ball--let the shroud of mystery be unveiled!

Some facts about Magic 8 Ball:

• There are 20 standard answers inside a Magic 8 Ball.
• Magic 8 Balls do not come from Heaven, they are made by Tyco, a division of Mattel. (So, they come from the devil).
• Magic 8 Balls are not "magic". That's just silly. (J/K! It's totally real. I'm sorry '8-Ball!)
• Magic 8 Ball is round.
• Magic 8 Ball might be all knowing--but it only responds to "yes" or "no" inquiries. So inquire accordingly.
  
• Magic 8 Ball does not like excessive shaking.
• You can get life-changing, irrefutable, divine intervention for only $7.99.
• Take my advice, do not taunt Magic 8 Ball.

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