Public Enemy No. 1: Rogue Helicopter Pilot

Citizens beware! Hovering hooligans are assailing our proud nation! That's right, they (allegedly) descend upon unsuspecting southerners to rob them of their peace of mind and tranquility. These flying felons like to shake things up.

The courageous man pictured above gustily aired his greivances during the "Citizens Forum" down at the Halls of Justice, about a "rogue helicopter pilot" where they promptly asked him to "stop scaring" the populous with his wild stories and unabashed craziness.

Meanwhile, people everywhere are actually more scared of crazy dude more than, uh, helicopters. Go figure.

You just have to see it for yourself. It might take a little while to build, but believe me, the show is worth the price of admission.

Props to BoingBoing and Youtube.